I have a friend who regularly makes ridiculous statements - which would be handsomely handled by this garment - such as "The human body can't absorb calcium" (what!), "Berocca causes cancer" (as opposed to 'there's some speculation that aspartame may cause cancer in already compromised rats at massive doses) and "Red meat sits in the bowel for months" (come again!).
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What's your address to send the package to, Ramon? Ignore any strange ticking noises.
Many thanks Boogey.
Address is
Lenin House,
Karl Marx Allee,
People's Republic of Darebin.
I plan to wear it while standing next to Bob Brown at all his media conferences next year.
I like that it will cleverly, umm, was it play with my breasts??
Meh, short term memory is shot to hell.
Witchie, is the word you're thinking of "enhance"?
They also have tees for teh chicks as well.
I plan to wear it while standing next to Bob Brown at all his media conferences next year.
You'll be standing behind Bob Brown? Are you working for him now? I thought you were Brumby's man.
No, Boogey.
I plan on being a freelance pest.
Bob fucking Brown. Did you see him last night? I have this overwhelming urge to punch the guy. And I'm a very non violent person.
Great shirt. I might buy myself one.
Ohh Ramon, enhance? I certainly don't need any further enhancement, how dare you suggest such a thing!
I need that shirt.
I have a friend who regularly makes ridiculous statements - which would be handsomely handled by this garment - such as "The human body can't absorb calcium" (what!), "Berocca causes cancer" (as opposed to 'there's some speculation that aspartame may cause cancer in already compromised rats at massive doses) and "Red meat sits in the bowel for months" (come again!).
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